A frying pan for housewives!

Good Housewife in Heat Recipe:
A 30-something housewife who is a tad neglected,
A providential lover (or more, depending on the season),
A cuckolded husband, or one who will become one with the cooking,
A hint of nymphomania,
A zest for spicy situations,
Bring it to a simmer,
then put it in the oven for 50 minutes,
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Serve it hot for an intense and exciting read!